The young and not so bright new pilot was learning to fly a helicopter. After two hours of great flying, she crashed.

When asked by crash investigator what happened, she said, "I got cold so I turned off the fan."

Why is it so hard to shoe flies?

Because their feet are so tiny.

San Francisco ballet just announced that Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors will be appearing in their upcoming production of The Nutcracker.

A chemical engineer, electrical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer are on a road trip. The car breaks down.

The electrical engineer looks under the hood and can't find anything wrong.

The chemical engineer checks the oil and fuel and can't find anything wrong.

The Microsoft engineer says, "Close all the windows, and try again."