Behind every successful man there is a strong, supportive woman... and a very surprised mother-in-law!

A little girl waited patiently as child after child sat on Santa's knee when finally her turn came.

"And what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asked.

Shocked, she stood up and looked him in the eye and said, "Didn't you get my text?"

A pastor told the congregation his desire to lose weight and by declaring it to them he thought it would help him meet his goal. After several weeks of taking another route past his favorite pastry shop he made the mistake of going by it on his way to the church and he showed up with a large box of tasty treats.

"What happened to your diet? asked the head deacon.

"I prayed this morning as I passed my favorite pastry shop that if the Lord wanted me to stop, to give me a sign by having a parking space open right in front of the shop. Sure enough, on the third trip around the shop there indeed opened up a free space."

A husband and wife were at the mall when they got separated. The wife calls him on her cell phone. "Where are you?" she asks.

"Well, do you remember the store when we were first married and you were looking at a beautiful ring in the jewelry store window, but we could not afford it?"

"Yes", she replies, excited to think about what he was about to say, a tear forming in her eyes.

"Great, I am at the sports store right next to it."