A group of hippies gathered underneath the Washington Monument around a small bond fire.

A drunk staggered by took a long look at them and then a long look up at the Monument.

After a deep thought moment, the drunk says to the group, "You'll never get that rocket off the ground."

If you could drive the speed of light, would your head lights still work?l?!

I went to pick up my car at the auto repair shop. The mechanic said to me, "I could not repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

As the first grade teach bent over to pick up an eraser, little Joey started to giggle. "Teacher, I just saw your stockings."

The teacher replied, "You will stay in for recess with that remark."

Later, she bent over to pick up a piece of chalk as little Mikey began to giggle, "Teacher, I just saw your knees."

The teacher demanded he go to the office immediately for that remark. Still later she bent way down to pick up a piece of paper and little Billy began to clean out his desk and head for the door. Teacher asked Billy where he was going.

He replied, "Teacher, I see my school days are over."