Today I turned on the television and saw commercials...

Every now and then they were interrupted by some Olympics coverage.

You're walking down the street and your toe falls off!

Who do you call?

You call a tow truck!

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg...

I thought, "This could be interesting."

An elderly couple were considering marriage. The woman wanted to know how sexually active her future husband was and she asked him, "How active are you?"

The man replied, "Infrequently."

The woman thought for a minute then asked, "Is that one word or two?"