What did the vet say when Schrodinger went to pick up his cat?

"I have good news and bad news..."

The other day my wife started a conversation with a weird question...

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?!"

The morning before Christmas Adam arose and said, "It's Christmas, Eve."

I wanted to donate blood today but they ask too many personal questions...

Like, "Whose blood is it?" and "Where did you get it?"....