My neighbor, a tailor, has a new job.

I asked him how much he enjoyed it.

"It's Sew-Sew."

Why does a room full of married people look so empty?

Because there's not a single person in it.

The president is packing for a trip to Japan and being aware of the custom of removing ones shoes before entering the home, he ask his staff to procure a pair of loafers.


The day of the trip, two congressmen showed up ready to go.