Favorite this joke "In Major League Baseball, if the distance between the bases are the same, then why does it take longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base?"
"You know there is a Shortstop."
Why does the fast food outlet that is named after a daughter serve square hamburger patties?
Because they never cut corners!
My daughter came home so excited...
She had to parallel park at work and received the following note of praise: PARKING FINE.
Sign outside local pub:
Special!
Buy 1 beer at twice the price and get a SECOND BEER FREE!
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