I read that "by law you have to turn on your headlights when it is raining in SWEDEN."

How am I suppose to know if it's raining in Sweden???

Always be yourself...

Unless you can be a pirate...

in which case, DEFINITELY be a pirate!

I am so broke, I had to put my nervous breakdown on layaway.

A young lady stops at the gas station to fill up and realizes she has locked her keys inside the car. When going inside to pay, she asks for a hanger to unlock her car.

After a few minutes the attendant comes to help.

The not so bright lady is moving the hanger, while inside the car is her not so bright friend giving directions. "RIGHT, NOW LEFT, JUST A LITTLE MORE RIGHT..."