Favorite this joke I took to heart my doctors suggestion to get more exercise...
Only problem was I thought he said, "EXTRA FRIES!"
I am not short...
I'm just more down to earth than other people.
Last year i was approved to join a location procrastination club...
We have not met yet.
The candidate was interviewing for a job at a phone answer center and was asked to make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green.
After thinking about it for a couple of minutes, the reply was, "When the phone goes GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW!"
She got the job.
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