Favorite this joke I realized the impact of computers on my young son one evening when there was a dramatic sunset.
Pointing to the western sky, David said, "I wish we could click and save that."
We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird. I asked why a drainer covered the turkey.
Our daughter turned to my wife and said, “Mom, you always did it that way.”
“Yes,” my wife replied, “but you don’t have a cat!”
I used to find buying books from Amazon slow and inconvenient...
Until one day the receptionist suggested I use their website.
Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?
That’s right—he was elf taught.
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