Favorite this joke My five-year-old nephew has always happily answered to BJ. That ended when he came home from his first day of school in a foul mood. It seems his teacher took roll call and he never heard his name.
"Why didn’t anyone tell me my name was William?!" he complained.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A: A pine-apple.
When it comes to candy bars, the term fun-sized is misleading.
There is nothing fun about your candy bar being the size of a regular bar.
You should call them what they are... “disappointment-sized.”
“That’s a nice plant,” said a woman at the florist’s shop, pointing to the flower I was buying.
“Yeah, my wife and I had an argument,” I admitted. “I was going to buy her a dozen roses, but I don’t think she’s that mad at me.”
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