What name might you give your mother's sister who always has a sour disposition?

Aunt Acid.

A mother had been dragging her five year old son around the huge grocery store. After nearly 2 hours the little boy exclaimed, "I gotta rest mom, I'm really tired!"

"Only a couple more things," she replied.

Pointing his finger towards a doorway Timmy shouted, "Look Mom, we could go over there! It says 'Rest Room'!"

What might you call the Personnel Manager who has to let employees go?

A "fire-man".

What sweet confection might professional boxers enjoy most?

Pound Cake.