Favorite this joke Two bacteria walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here."
And the bacteria says, "But we work here. We're staph."
A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my precious little dog who was drowning…
After he climbed out, he handed me the dog and said, “Here is ze dog, keep him warm and dry him off he vill be fine.”
I said, “Are you a vet?”
He replied, “Vet? I’m soaking!”
Restaurant bathrooms are really, really dangerous...
So many of my first dates have gone to use them and vanished.
Mary had a little lamb...
And two nurses who passed out in the delivery room.
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