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nerdasaurus

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Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1120
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Location: United States
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Safe Sex
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Every time I go on vacation my wife gets pregnant...

This year I'm taking her with me!

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Dozen of Nothing
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My wife asked me why I call her 12?

Dozen cook, dozen clean, dozen do anything...

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Eat In Peace
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So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!"

I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old."

He said: "Did he eat red meat?"

I said: "No, he minded his own business."

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Cactus Detector
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I'm no cactus expert...

But I know a prick when I see one.

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