Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies...

For example, on The Sims, you can have a house with only ONE job!

Every time I get a headache I take 2 Ibuprofen and keep away from my children...

Just like the bottle says.

I'm retired.

I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

A wealthy Frenchman was showing off his yachts.

“This is un, this is deux, this is trois, this is quatre, this is sees…”

“What happened to five?” his wife asked.

“Cinq,” he answered.