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nerdasaurus

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Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1120
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1780.00
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Do I want a beer?

A) Yes

B) A

C) B

D) All of the above

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Friend: "How old is your boyfriend?"

Me: "He's old, he has a Yahoo email address."

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When my wife was sleeping, I drew Mark Hamill on her forehead.

You should have seen the Luke on her face!

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My new girlfriend told me I'm terrible in bed.

I told her it's unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute.

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