What do you call someone who only believes in 12.5% of the Bible?

An eighth-eist.

Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor guy.

English lesson…

Tsunami T is silent
Psychology P is silent
Knife K is silent
Honest H is silent
Wife Husband is silent

Alexander Graham Bell: “I invented the telephone!”

His brother, Taco: “I’m working on some pretty big stuff too.”