If being handsome is a crime...

I would be a law-abiding citizen.

He tells the clerk that he wants a dog.

The clerk asks, "What kind of demeanor do you want the dog to have?"

The man says, "I'm looking for a guard dog, demeanor the better!"

If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your Donkey,

Would you be stoned off your ass?

When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself...

She rejoiced!