What is tact?

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

People who say I'm pretentious need to walk a mile in my Louis Vuitton's.

“Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere.”

“Well it got me to the sarcasm world championships in Mexico ‘98.”

“Really?”

“No.”

Why don't cows become waitresses?

They hate being tipped.