I bought a bag of air today…
The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
Aretha Franklins.
I'm done with dating sites.
Now focused on pizza delivery guys.
Before I even meet them, I know they have a job, car, and a pizza.
After 35, women don’t have one night stands.
We have auditions.