My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character.
You should've seen the Luke on his face!
I opened my birthday card and loads of rice fell out.
I knew right away who sent it...
It was my Uncle Ben.
60 may be the new 40...
But the $100 dollar bill is the new $20 dollar bill.
19 and 20 had a fight...
21...
19 was injured, 22.