What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, yet a substantial tax cut saves you only $30.00?

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.

Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

One day I'd like to GO to Conclusions...

But you always have to jump to them, and I'm not much on physical activity.