My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped...
She keeps it in the trunk.
I love being married...
It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Question: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?
Answer: Take off your glasses.