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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 4232
# of followers : 12
# of following: 0
Location: United States
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped...

She keeps it in the trunk.

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I love being married...

It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

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Question: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?

Answer: Take off your glasses.

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