Favorite this joke A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy...
If it benefits you, it is tax reform.
You 'put your two cents in'...
But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'...
What's the deal, where's that extra penny going to?
A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."
I'm not a complete idiot...
Some parts are still missing!
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