Friend 1: "Hey, how did you hurt your head?"

Friend 2: "Have you seen that electric pole which is exactly next to the school gate?"

Friend 1: "Yes."

Friend 2: "Yeah well, I didn't see it."

Friend 1: My mother thinks I am very bright.

Friend 2: Did she say so?

Friend 1: No, but she keeps calling me "SUN".

Can you name the favorite game of horses?

Stable tennis!

Why does the sun rise in the east?

Because it can't rise in the west!