I informed my grandson that our cousin was coming to the swimming pool with us. He sighed, "Oh no. The H word."

Alarmed, I inquired, "The H word?"

"Yup," he answered. "Hugs!"

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has 4 A's and one B!

What button does a dog push on the DVD player?

The PAWS button!

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They thought they deserved a better celery!