Do you know what Labor Day is?

Mommy's sure do!

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head, sits down and orders a drink.

Bartender serves the pirate his drink, and asks about the paper towel.

The pirate smiles and says, "That be the bounty on me head!"

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend...

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

What do you get when you feed a skunk habanero chiles?


Pepper spray!