I went to my Doctor and he suggested I do some exercises. Here is my new regiment...

1. Jump to conclusions
2. Climb the walls
3. Drag my heels
4. Push my luck
5. Make mountains out of molehills
6. Bend over backwards
7. Run in circles
8. Put my foot in my mouth

Last night I went to a wonderful Middle Eastern Restaurant and I ate so much food...

Today I feel Falafel!

Relationships are a lot like algebra...

Have you ever looked at your 'X' and wondered 'Y'?

My therapist thinks I have a preoccupation with vengeance...

We will see about that!