"I can’t kill the mosquito who bit me and sucked my blood."

"Why Not?"

"Because we’re related by blood now!"

A young boy asks his dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential?”

The dad replies, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. But see your friend over there? He is also my son. That’s confidential.”

Never judge a girl by her clothes.

There may not be enough evidence.

Boy: "I will not use Google anymore!"

Girl: "Why not?"

Boy: "Because after meeting you, all my searching is done."