Bruce lee had a vegetarian brother...
Know what his name was?
Brocco-Lee!
Yo momma is so dumb...
That she asked me what kind of pants I was wearing, I answered "Guess", and she said "Wrangler?"
Yo momma has no neck... that's why they call her Head & Shoulders!
Yo Momma is so skinny...
She's so skinny, that she uses a cheerio as a hula-hoop!