Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, "Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?"

His roommate David replies, "I'm making sure no one is looking at me through keyhole."

A sleeping beggar puts a sign in front of him. The sign reads:

Please do not make noise by dropping coins... Use dollar bills instead.

Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.

Roshan: How did you hurt your head?

Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?

PenalTEA.