Favorite this joke The engineering students conspired to make fun of the professor, Mr. Lawrence. They went up to him and said, “Sir, We have invented a device which can help one see through a solid wall.”
Mr. Lawrence asked, “Really? What is that?”
One student said, “A hole.”
Ms. Higgins asked the class, “If you were to choose between fortune & prosperity at one end, and cleverness & intellect on the other, what would be your choice?”
John raised his hand and answered, “I would opt for fortune & prosperity.”
Mrs. Higgins said, “If I were you, I would choose cleverness and intellect.”
John was quick to answer, “Maybe you are right, one chooses what one is deficient in.”
What happens when the queen burps?
She issues a royal pardon.
What did the egg say to the whisk?
I know when I'm beaten.
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