One day a man was going home...

Thief: "Stop! Give me your wallet! (The man hands him his wallet.) Ha! See how I fooled you! There are no bullets in this gun."

Man: "Ha! See how I fooled you! There's no money in that wallet!"

Father: What you want to be in your life?

Son: A Doctor.

Father: What skills do you have of a doctor?

Son: Doctor's handwriting.

Teacher: "Have you ever seen a humming bird?"

Student: "No, but I have watched a spelling bee!"

Judge: "Why did you steal from the same shop twice?"

Thief: "Because the shop had a board that said, 'Thank you, come again!'"