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Heaven

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Member Since : Mar, 2018
# of jokes posted : 112
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
Location: India
won: $ 337.00
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Why did the spider cross the road?

Because it wanted to go to his web-site.

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"Why are you adding cactus to our salad?"

"I heard that cactus stores water in its stem. So I decided to add cactus to make a mouth watering salad."

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Homeowner: "Why don't you ever mop the floor?"

Cleaning Lady: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it's beneath me."

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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection!

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