Favorite this joke Rebecca said to her husband, “Do you know the neighbor’s daughter scored a 99 on her math exam?”
Her husband Tom, sipping his tea, remarked, “Really? What happened to the remaining 1 point?”
Rebecca replied sarcastically, “Your son scored it.”
Mrs. Cole, the science teacher, took her students out of school for a social experiment. They arrived at a farmhouse and she placed two buckets in front of a donkey – one filled with water and the other with alcohol.
The donkey drank all the water while leaving the alcohol untouched.
Mrs. Cole asked the students, “What did you learn from this experiment?”
One boy replied, “One who does not drink alcohol is a donkey!”
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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