Mother and daughter are having a bonding moment.

Daughter: Mommy can you differentiate the words terrible and horrible for me?

Mother: Sure dear. Remember when we went to the beach last week?

Daughter: Yes I remember.

Mother: While swimming, your dad was caught by rip current.

Daughter: Oh, that's terrible!

Mother: That's right.

Daughter: Mommy, what about horrible?

Mother: The wave brought him back to shore.

She has the face that could launch a thousand ships...

And attitude that could sink them all!

Boy: Do you love me?

Girl: Yes dear.

Boy: Would you die for me?

Girl: No, mine is an undying love.