Husband and wife were having a discussion about their in-laws. The wife declares that she "hates" her in-laws.

The husband replies, "I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine!"

"You know how that saying goes..."

"What saying?"

"Beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder."

I saw this ad for burial plots...

I thought to myself, "That is the last thing I need!"

What is a lamb?

An animal that grows more 'sheepish' with age.