Favorite this joke Top researchers determined that cutting out beans, tomatoes and peppers will dramatically improve your diet...
That is how I determined that top researchers hate chili!
A man got in line at the DMV and a worker told him, "Sir, you need to take a number before you get in line."
The man asked, "What number we at?"
The worker replied, "We're on number six."
The man said, "Alright, I'll take seven."
A husband and wife were arguing about who gets to go to the gym and who has to stay home and babysit.
The husband says, "If the gym just had child care we could go together."
To which his wife replied, "I think you'd frighten away the other children dear!"
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