A little girl struggling to complete a problem in class asks her teacher for help.

The teacher looks at the page and tells the student, "Do not worry, with all the resources here we can figure it out. The answer is a foot."

The girl looks at the page with a confused gaze and says, "But its math class!"

You are so boney...

That when you run on the track, all the neighborhood dogs chase you.

Yo Momma is so short...

That they discovered the 7 Dwarfs in your ancestry!

Your mama is so wrinkled...

She started using Downy's Magic Wrinkle Release as a body cream.