Favorite this joke A guy goes to a fish exhibit and sees the owner take out his wallet and place it on the nose of a carp in a fairly large pool.
The carp swims to the other end, transfers the wallet to another fish, and it swims back and gives the wallet back to the owner.
I was amazed as it was the first time I'd seen Carp-to-Carp Walleting!
As the pastor gave his pretty lengthy sermon, he noticed one of his parishioners dozing off.
After church and as they were leaving, the pastor jokingly asked the dozer if he got a good rest during his sermon.
The parishioner quickly responded, “Not really, someone kept talking all the way through it.”
My New Years resolution is to start reading more...
So I enabled the subtitles on my TV.
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