Favorite this joke "Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"
"So you can all be really sad when I die."
The hairdresser stares for a while in disbelief at her customers greasy hair...
She then asks, “So, did you come to get a haircut or just for an oil change?”
I got really angry with my car navigation today. I even yelled at it and told it to "go to hell."
Twenty minutes later, it brought me in front of my mother-in-law’s house.
I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics.
Well, that would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold.
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