Favorite this joke When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?”
I said, “No, not particularly."
The boss says, "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"
The employee replies, "That it's only Wednesday?"
The boss asked Mark to start the presentation with a joke.
He shared his paycheck as the first slide.
Teacher: "Why are you praying in class little Johnny?”
Little Johnny: “My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep."
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