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I never knew my real ladder.
There are only two instances when people hate the alarm clock:
1) When it rings.
2) When it doesn’t ring.
A guy goes to the doctor, “Do you have something against a persistent hiccup?”
The doctor gives him a huge slap in the face and says, “Yes. Sorry, this is the best treatment.”
The guy holds his cheek and says, “Okay, but it’s actually my wife who’s got the issue!"
Mother: Eat your bread.
Child: I don’t like bread. Why do I have to eat the bread?
Mother: So you become big and strong.
Child: Why do I have to become big and strong?
Mother: So you can provide the daily bread to your family.
Child: But I don’t like bread!
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