Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to take away your driver’s license.”

Driver: “You’re kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!”

I may not be around in 2084...

But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!

When I was young, I was poor...

But after many years of hard work, I am no longer young.