My boss always laughed at my jokes at work, but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.

She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."

The boss said I should go home because I really don't look good.

I don't know if I should be happy to get the extra rest or just offended!

Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning.

“You know that a prisoner ran off in the night?”

The other guard sighs, “Ah finally, no more of that dang hammering!”

Dentist: "You need a crown."

Patient: "Finally, someone who understands me."