“Darling, I think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes.”
“No, sweetie, that was the fridge.”
Is there rehab for gossiping?
I don't need it, but I'll tell you who does...
Anyone want to buy some exercise equipment?
I'm having a going-out-of-fitness sale.
At a job Interview...
“What are your strengths?”
“I take matters in my own hands.”
"Okay, thank you. We will contact you.”
“No, I will contact you."