If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed...
I’d have $6.30 right now!
Doctor: What happens when you have a bladder infection?
Patient: I don't know.
Doctor: Urine trouble.
You miss 100% of the shots you DON'T take...
You also miss 95% of the shots you DO take...
You stink and you're off the team is basically what I'm trying to say.
One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge...
It'll be called YouTwitFace.