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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 822
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1146.00
$5.00 won 3 votes

A women is getting lunch ready when the phone rings.

"This is the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He's been caught telling unbelievable lies."

"I'll say he has," the woman replies, "I don't have a son."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
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Why is it always a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover?

Because you should never press your luck.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
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A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband.

"Do I look fat in this dress?" the wife asks.

"Do I look dumb in this shirt?" the husband replies.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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Julia's mother asked her, "Why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?"

"Because," Julia answered, "that's where my canary is."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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