Magic is awesome.

Do you know the name of the magical stick that makes men disappear?

The pregnancy stick.

"You are late for golf again Dave."

"Yes, well-being a Sunday, I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church or go and play golf."

"Okay, but why are you so late?"

"I had to toss it 15 times!"

​

American psychologists have isolated two fundamental reasons why men frequent bars.

1) They don’t have a woman.

2) They have a woman.

"Darling, I just called to tell you how awesome you are. You really are the love of my life…"

"Sir, I’m sorry, this is a brewery!"

"Oh, I know…"