Favorite this joke A boy was sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other. A man sat down next to him and said, “Eating so much chocolate isn’t good for you boy.”
The boy answered, “My grandfather died when he was 112 years old.”
The man asked, “Do you think he lived so long because he was eating lots of chocolate?”
The boy answered, “He lived so long because he minded his own business.”
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family...
... in another city!
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Owls say...
Owls say who?
Yes, yes they do.
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